Three Amigos

There is a legendary land called Barnes Campbell in which there lies three noble squires, not to be confused with McCormick where there lies one lowly despicable scribe who's christian name is still unbeknownst to us all. In this legendary land of Barnes Campbell, the three squires, appropriately named Si Pubes, Chastity Belt, and K-Nasty, like to mess stuff up. One extraordinarily awesome afternoon, which is very common yet still extraordinary, K-Nasty and Chastity Belt were lounging like kings in their Sleep hole and Kai Kai nests (beds) respectively, when in bursts Si-Pubes exclaiming extraordinary news. "The Scribe is dead!" K-Nasty and Chastity Belt burst forth with exuberance not to be outmatched even by the loudest of jousts in the kingdom. However, a look of mischief plastered across't the face of Si-pubes betrayed his true intentions, to make fools of and elicit feelings of false hope in the hearts of K-Nasty and Chastity Belt for the truth be told, the scribe unfortuantely is alive and well....no sooner had K-Nasty and Chastity Belt's looks of disgust worn off their faces, when in bursts none other than the Scribe himself, only to immediately expunged from the room with a barrage of insults along the lines of "Scribe...just ...just get out!" and a old stinky joust sock hitting the back of the door as the Scribe pulls the door shut behind himself just in the nick of time. If an untimely visit from the Scribe was not bad enough, a sniveling Lord of the sixth realm, the realm in which K-Nasty and Chastity Belt reside, named Lord Doug marches into the room and demands to know the origin of a certain couch that K-Nasty is resting his buttocks on. Doug is suspicious of K-Nasty and Chastity Belt because the couch they have in their possession is strikingly similar to that of the common room in the first realm of the land of Barnes Campbell, and with good reason for the Couch was indeed pilfered with expert care through a complex scheme involving the sweat of 7 other strong squires, totaling seven, each with a role to play. One man distracted the Barnes Cample sheriff to lower the level of security as two other squires dressed as simple scribes, to blend in with their surroundings, carried the couch from the common room up 6 flights of stairs , with a lookout on each realm. Upon reaching their room K-Nasty and Chastity Belt enjoyed a simple mug of grog, well deserved, after executing one of the most complex operations the land of Barnes Campbell had ever seen. All this to say, Doug was onto them, however we kicked doug out and tied him to a chair in the same room with the scribe as punishment for his curious nose.

THE END

I know its crazy, but its dedicated to Kyle, Chase, and Tim with the nick names respectively

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